GLP-1 Blues

Woke up this mornin’, doc gave me the news,

If I wanna be healthy, I’ve got weight to lose.

I knew it was comin’, just a matter of time,

Years of tellin’ myself that everything was fine.

Now I need some help — but which one do I choose?

Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro… oh, I’ve got the GLP1 blues.

They each have their issues, they list side effects

And they’re expensive, I might be writin’ hot checks

One makes you queasy, one constipates

Be sick to get healthy, at crazy high rates

My head is spinnin’, which one should I choose?

Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro… oh, I’ve got the GLP1 blues

I got the GLP1 blues

Caught in a game I didn’t choose.

If I don’t lose weight, I might get the disease

But they won’t cover nothin’ unless I’m on my knees.

I’m laughin’ and cryin’ and feelin’ so damn confused

Man….I’ve got the GLP1 blues.

Pens, needles, and vials, shipped right to my door

Injectin’ in my own home — that’s what I’ll be payin’ for.

Some come with stick pens, some old school style,

Pokin’ myself weekly, guess it’s gonna be worthwhile.

I wanna get healthy, these pounds I’ve got to lose,

Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro… oh, I’ve got the GLP1 blues.

Might need a GoFundMe or some kind of plan

To help buy me my meds,’ from a strange woman or man.

Maybe FansOnly or a side hustle on YouTube

Just tryin’ to shake off these GLP1 blues.

I got the GLP1 blues

Caught in a game I didn’t choose.

If I don’t lose weight, I might get the disease

But they won’t cover nothin’ unless I’m on my knees.

I’m laughin’ and cryin’ and feelin’ so damn confused

Man….I’ve got the GLP1 blues.

I’m laughin’ and cryin’ and feelin’ so damn confused

Man….I’ve got the GLP1 blues.

Now pass me that ice cream

If I’m goin’ broke gettin’ healthy

I’m at least gonna die happy